Hand Over

The Kurds' reward for defeating ISIS is being sold out to a psychotic dictator. "World's Greatest Dealmaker" indeed.

Disposable

There's an even bigger box outside Trump Towers Istanbul.

Relapse

Oh wait, sorry, I guess this one's already dated since it's called "demographic correction" now.

King Pin

Someone found the monkey's paw and wished for Trump to "leave the White House in handcuffs."