Monkey Business

This wasn't the kind of '80s nostalgia we were supposed to bring back.

Plan B

There are many ways to fight climate change and its effects. To avoid running afoul of TOS, I'll leave the details up to your imagination.

Vlad the Impaler

Oh good, it looks like they've reached a truce deal to resume grain exports through the Black Sea, hopefully this will help mitigate the global food shortag-AAAAAAND Russia just fired on Odesa again. Ah well.

Loophole

See, they can be reasonable.