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March Madness

This isn't just a metaphor, by the way. I went to the pro-Palestine march in DC and this was a very real reaction from some right-wing media outlets covering it.

International Law

We'll let you off with a warning this time, but one more violation and you'll get a moderately stern glare.

Non Credible Defense

"How dare those journalists incorrectly report the facts that we've hidden!"

Negotiator

Deadline

Breaking: UN politely requests extension of fuse by two inches

Party Line

It's looking bleak out there.

Anachro-Capitalism

Gilded Age problems require Gilded Age solutions.

A to Z

Russia had a chance to finally do something good, but I guess genocide prevention isn't really their thing these days.

Chain of Command

Nationalize Starlink. Having lots of money does not give Elon Musk the right to run a war.

Standard Operating Procedure

This again.

Acclimate Change

(image intended for entertainment purposes only, of course)

Solve for X

I don't want Twitter to die, but if it must, I hope this is what kills it because it would be incredibly funny.

Newspeak

A far-right oligarch like Elon Musk taking over one of the world's major communication networks and using it to rewrite Orwell's history is, to be perfectly honest...pretty Orwellian.

Window Unit

What happens if the power goes out? Eh, we'll worry about that later.

Brave New World Record

Welcome to the coldest summer for the rest of your life!

Retro Startup

Can't beat the classics.

Campaign Management

Yeah, that's right, vote-shaming season starts early this year.

Cold Warrior

Weakness was shown, blood is in the water, clock's ticking.

Modern Warfare

Fingers crossed for the good ending.

Redundancy

 

The unstoppable force of artificial intelligence meets the immovable object of organic stupidity.

Out of the Frying Pan

Yes, I know this the most Boomer-tier #resist liberal cartoon I've ever drawn, but you know what? Sometimes that's just how it is.

Gray Delicious

Just a little tribute to my old hometown in Upstate NY, currently getting absolutely screwed by wildfire smoke.

Public Indecency

There could be children nearby!

Snake Skin

MAGA saw them split the vote in 2020 and decided they would never let that happen again.

Patriot Affronted

More right-wing infighting. You truly love to see it.

Laws of Robotics

I'm not anti-technology, I just think there's something deeply sick about a society where robots make art and children work in factories.

Flareup

May Day 2023 and we still have to deal with these bastards.

Concerned Citizen

Welcome, Ukrainians, to a long and proud tradition of conservative financial scapegoats.

Battle Cry of Freedom

It's Confederate History Month, let's all come together and piss on a Robert E. Lee statue.

Brothers in Arms

It's truly heartwarming to see right-wing militants sabotage themselves with their own conspiracy theories. Their utter lack of loyalty to each other might be the thing that saves democracy as we know it.

Approved Message

Florida: fascism's dress rehearsal

Off Grid

Not really a "political" comic, just working through some of my Luddite tendencies when it comes to art, tech, and privacy.

Choose Your Fighter

After the insane fascist-infested shitshow of the "Rage Against War" rally last month, the more respectable anti-war groups held their own rally this weekend, to make...pretty much the same demands. But politer.

Phash Food

One of the founders of Ben & Jerry's just gave a journalism award to Aaron Maté. 

No, really.

Remedial Killology

I held off on doing a cartoon about the Atlanta forest protests until more info came out, but yeah, so far it looks real bad.

Business as Usual

I do not like this Matt Walsh fellow very much.

Steal Rails

Bigger trains, fewer workers, less safety, more disasters. That's it. There's no conspiracy, it's just capitalism.

Primary Source

This was inspired by a recent Twitter-based conspiracy theory that the war in Ukraine is not actually happening. I wish that was a joke.

Died Suddenly

100% of people who get the Covid vaccine will die someday. Why won't the mainstream media talk about this???

Pale Horse

You could also say the tankies are...beating a dead horse

Orbital Strike

Before anyone asks, yes; I would absolutely be okay with aliens doing this to Bezos.

Trainsmoker

It is a universal law of economics that railroad barons will always be monsters.

New Dope

"There's powder on his dashboard, maybe it's just dust but we'd better play it safe and fire up the Death Star anyway."

Political Journey

Just Wanna Grille

Make trucks small again!

Brace Yourselves

However you feel about gun control in general, hopefully we can at least agree that the laws should be consistent. This type of sudden, vague, arbitrary change doesn't make anyone safer.

Unfair Weather

 

"The sky is trying to groom our children; quick, fill it up with more smoke!"