All Men

The hardest part of drawing this one was wiping the vomit off my desk after watching the Kavanaugh hearing.

The Worst

Yes, they suck, but let's have a little perspective here.

The Homefront

Never forget where the real war will be decided.

Globalism

"How dare those foreigners violate our sovereignty with their environmental policies!"

The Discourse

I hate explaining jokes, but this probably needs a disclaimer before everyone goes nuts: I am NOT defending John McCain. Just pointing out how ridiculous it is to judge an aspiring Congresswoman for not talking like she's on r/ChapoTrapHouse. 

Early Alert

This also applies to videos of cops holding babies or high-fiving homeless people. It's a pretty sure sign that some horrifying news just broke.

Different Time

"End legalized slavery" should be the least controversial position anyone can possibly have. History won't judge you kindly for waffling on it...