Hand Over

The Kurds' reward for defeating ISIS is being sold out to a psychotic dictator. "World's Greatest Dealmaker" indeed.

Disposable

There's an even bigger box outside Trump Towers Istanbul.

Relapse

Oh wait, sorry, I guess this one's already dated since it's called "demographic correction" now.

King Pin

Someone found the monkey's paw and wished for Trump to "leave the White House in handcuffs."

Bigger Fish

This is one reason I have difficulty taking libertarians seriously (among many, many, many other reasons).

Strawman Argument

If you really want to save the Earth with personal lifestyle changes, you could always try building your next guillotine out of reclaimed wood.

A Beginner's Guide to Technocracy

Thanks, Silicon Valley.