The Kurds' reward for defeating ISIS is being sold out to a psychotic dictator. "World's Greatest Dealmaker" indeed.

There's an even bigger box outside Trump Towers Istanbul.

Oh wait, sorry, I guess this one's already dated since it's called "demographic correction" now.

Someone found the monkey's paw and wished for Trump to "leave the White House in handcuffs."

This is one reason I have difficulty taking libertarians seriously (among many, many, many other reasons).

If you really want to save the Earth with personal lifestyle changes, you could always try building your next guillotine out of reclaim...

Thanks, Silicon Valley.