Red Letter Day

 

There's still time to do the right thing, comrades. Let's just get this over with and then we can go back to the fun stuff.

Blames of Revolt

 

This is something the Bernie or Bust crowd overlooks way too often. Their argument is that by letting things get worse, we push the system past its breaking point, until people are willing to accept radical alternatives. Theoretically, this makes sense. But ask yourselves this: if people know that us leftists were partially responsible for their suffering, why the hell would our radical alternative be the one they choose? Why would they even listen to a word we have to say? 

Yeah, I know there will always be some liberals who blame the left for everything that goes wrong, but in this scenario...they'd actually have a point.

Idiot Proof

Accelerationists often forget to check their brakes and steering first.

Berning Bright

Yes, we're all disappointed. But newcomers to the left, especially younger folks, might not appreciate how much things have changed in a relatively short time. 

Don't despair. We can do this.

Subtext

Sometimes you've just gotta read between the lines.

Damned Kids

When they call Bernie an "angry old man," consider the possibility that that might be exactly what we need right now.

Straw Poll

Coin flips.

GOD. DAMN. COIN. FLIPS.

Bernie's Back

This wasn't part of the keikaku.

Sit and Shush

So uncivil.

Comfort Zone

I know it's scary, but this is for your own good, comrade. 

The Superdelegates Send Their Regards

Far too honorable for this game...

Birdie

Now, to be fair, Bernie said he'd limit the drone program rather than end it, so he's not exactly off the hook here. But there are a lot of orphans in Yemen and Pakistan who would like a word with Mrs. Clinton.

Rumble

Who knows, maybe they'll finally get fed up with corrupt electoral bureaucracy and settle things the old fashioned way. Trump clearly wants this to happen (but Bernie would win).