Clean Getaway

This one's been a long time coming. Trump's second term was an existential threat to democracy and it was no time to be picky about our allies, but the election's over now, and ex-Bushite neocon scum shouldn't get to walk away from their past so easily.

The Bush Legacy

Give Michelle Obama a few pieces of candy, and you're instantly forgiven for all your crimes against humanity. What a fascinating religion!

Moral High Ground

I despise Trump too, but a war criminal like Bush has no right to criticize anyone.