Terms of Service

Chain of Command

Nationalize Starlink. Having lots of money does not give Elon Musk the right to run a war.

Solve for X

I don't want Twitter to die, but if it must, I hope this is what kills it because it would be incredibly funny.

Newspeak

A far-right oligarch like Elon Musk taking over one of the world's major communication networks and using it to rewrite Orwell's history is, to be perfectly honest...pretty Orwellian.

Retro Startup

Can't beat the classics.

Wired

Some lefties were mad about Musk buying Twitter because they thought he'd be a free speech absolutist. I was mad because I knew he wouldn't.

The Rumble of Scientific Triumph

Am I still bitter about getting hit by that Tesla last year? Well, yes. But this is bigger than that.