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Orbital Strike

Before anyone asks, yes; I would absolutely be okay with aliens doing this to Bezos.

High Turnover

Now we know why Bezos bought The Expanse.

Mushroom Clouds

Hate to admit it, but I've been feeling pretty doomer about climate change recently. At least the retro '60s apocalypse would've gotten things over with quickly (and the last thing they saw wouldn't have been Bezos laughing down at them from orbit).

Boots on the Ground

"You guys paid for all this"

-Space Emperor Bezos