Blind Spot

It can be incredibly jarring to go from the internet, where the far-right has dropped all pretenses and openly discusses their desire for genocide, to a conversation with middle-age liberals who just get all their news from traditional sources. They're good people and they care deeply about fighting racism, but I'm afraid they won't understand how bad things have gotten until it's too late. 

International Pressure

To be fair, at least it's better than Elliot Abrams' idea, which was to drive a railroad spike through the boot and then pour gasoline and lit cigarettes everywhere.

Think of the Children

Although, if we all die from climate change, then I suppose gun violence will technically decrease. Interesting plan...

Over the Wall

Looks like Trump finally found that fatal loophole, and once that precedent is set, he won't be the last POTUS to use it. All bets are off now. Enjoy this whole "constitutional republic" thing while it lasts.

Neutral Buoyancy

Also, Joe Biden is a naval mine, Kamala Harris is a fishing net, and Elizabeth Warren is...maybe, like, some kind of plankton? I don't know...the analogy only goes so far.

Deep Trouble

It's just simple economics, folks.

Defused

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling proles!"