Solidarity Forever?

I've heard The Internationale many times, and I don't remember any verse about how Ukrainians, Syrians, and Uyghurs don't count.

Curves

Even as the world falls apart, America just can't put its stupid Cold War grudges on hold.

Negotiating Table

No matter how much you hate the guy, no matter what he's done in the past, assassinating a foreign military leader on allied soil during a diplomatic mission is utter madness. Even if war is averted, it's hard to even imagine how badly the US just screwed its own credibility.

Guilty Suit

Pardoning war criminals is another one for that list of Trump things that are somehow both shocking and completely predictable.

Dogs of War

Pets are a big responsibility, and not everyone is up for it. Think before you adopt!

International Pressure

To be fair, at least it's better than Elliot Abrams' idea, which was to drive a railroad spike through the boot and then pour gasoline and lit cigarettes everywhere.