Bigger Fish

This is one reason I have difficulty taking libertarians seriously (among many, many, many other reasons).

Strawman Argument

If you really want to save the Earth with personal lifestyle changes, you could always try building your next guillotine out of reclaimed wood.

A Beginner's Guide to Technocracy

Thanks, Silicon Valley.

Fire Escape

We found a 70-year-old retired auto worker in West Virginia who referred to this as "hippie bullcrap," so maybe the place is still salvageable.

Tank Top

One for the Western so-called socialists who keep defending China's authoritarianism. Just imagine that the back has a pair of crossed QBZ-95s and says "I RESPECT THE POLICE, STAND FOR THE FLAG, AND UPHOLD XI JINPING THOUGHT. DOES THAT OFFEND YOU, SNOWFLAKE?"

Fight or Flight

Can you believe those pesky Hong Kong protesters ruined so many travel plans just to make sure China can't kidnap people from the airport? So entitled.

Ready Player One

Maybe he's just having a heated gaming Presidency.