Drug Wars

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Tank Top

One for the Western so-called socialists who keep defending China's authoritarianism. Just imagine that the back has a pair of crossed QBZ-95s and says "I RESPECT THE POLICE, STAND FOR THE FLAG, AND UPHOLD XI JINPING THOUGHT. DOES THAT OFFEND YOU, SNOWFLAKE?"

Fight or Flight

Can you believe those pesky Hong Kong protesters ruined so many travel plans just to make sure China can't kidnap people from the airport? So entitled.

Power Grab

He might lose this round, but I'm sure he can afford to play again. Or he'll just get frustrated and smash through the glass.

Normal Day

The 30th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square protests comes at the perfect time to demonstrate the danger of authoritarianism, the importance of human rights, the vital role of a free press, the need to remember even the darkest chapters of history, and lots of other nice-sounding lessons nobody will ever learn.

Dogs of War

Pets are a big responsibility, and not everyone is up for it. Think before you adopt!

Hurdle Cleared

Well, Trump, you did it. You got through the North Korea summit without starting a nuclear apocalypse. Those were astronomically low expectations to meet, but meet them you did. I guess I can shift from "frantically packing bugout bag" to "packing bugout bag at a more relaxed pace, with occasional coffee breaks."

Extra Weight

I want to be wrong about this, I really do. I hope that this deal can be the beginning of a new era in which Japan finally comes to terms with the dark side of its past. But knowing that Chinese expansion is the big East Asian headline these days, and that neither Abe nor Park actually gives a shit about the comfort women, it's hard not to be cynical.

PS. Yes, I know her hands are in the wrong place; the statue was half-covered in blankets when I saw it and I forgot to check a photo before drawing. Sorry.