Terms of Service

March Madness

This isn't just a metaphor, by the way. I went to the pro-Palestine march in DC and this was a very real reaction from some right-wing media outlets covering it.

International Law

We'll let you off with a warning this time, but one more violation and you'll get a moderately stern glare.

Non Credible Defense

"How dare those journalists incorrectly report the facts that we've hidden!"

Negotiator

Deadline

Breaking: UN politely requests extension of fuse by two inches

Party Line

It's looking bleak out there.