Round Two

Eagle Pass

Tensions on the border escalate between the Feds (very very bad) and the Texas National Guard (somehow even worse).

Red Dawn

I've heard a lot of leftists fantasize about America erupting into armed political violence over the 2024 election. Hopefully that doesn't happen, but if it does, please don't be stupid about it.

Happy New Year.

Terms of Service

March Madness

This isn't just a metaphor, by the way. I went to the pro-Palestine march in DC and this was a very real reaction from some right-wing media outlets covering it.

International Law

We'll let you off with a warning this time, but one more violation and you'll get a moderately stern glare.

Non Credible Defense

"How dare those journalists incorrectly report the facts that we've hidden!"