Poolitzer

I really do not like that man, in case you couldn't tell.

Pool's Closed

Line Dance

Great Patriotic War

A to Z

Russia had a chance to finally do something good, but I guess genocide prevention isn't really their thing these days.

Cold Warrior

Weakness was shown, blood is in the water, clock's ticking.

Modern Warfare

Fingers crossed for the good ending.

Choose Your Fighter

After the insane fascist-infested shitshow of the "Rage Against War" rally last month, the more respectable anti-war groups held their own rally this weekend, to make...pretty much the same demands. But politer.

Phash Food

One of the founders of Ben & Jerry's just gave a journalism award to Aaron Maté. 

No, really.

Primary Source

This was inspired by a recent Twitter-based conspiracy theory that the war in Ukraine is not actually happening. I wish that was a joke.

Pale Horse

You could also say the tankies are...beating a dead horse

Bear Bag

A bridge too far

Reactive Armor

Russia has a funny definition of the word "liberate."

Vlad the Impaler

Oh good, it looks like they've reached a truce deal to resume grain exports through the Black Sea, hopefully this will help mitigate the global food shortag-AAAAAAND Russia just fired on Odesa again. Ah well.

Campism

I'm honestly starting to think Russian commanders have some kind of betting pool to see who can push this line the furthest.

Pipeline

Fire and Forget

Putin still can't understand how they're losing after repeatedly being informed that his troops have captured eleventy billion Ukrainian cities.

Tactical Retcon

Similar bayonets have been issued to Russian troops in Syria, although operators were trained to write "ISIS" instead.

Can't Get Fooled Again

 

Known knowns, known unknowns, etc...

Triplethink

At least it's not just the left that has to deal with infighting this time.