Poolitzer

I really do not like that man, in case you couldn't tell.

Pool's Closed

Lost in Scanlation

Maybe you just don't get it.

Redundancy

 

The unstoppable force of artificial intelligence meets the immovable object of organic stupidity.

Business Partners

The art of the deal.

Third Position

This is the default tactic of right-leaning internet pseudointellectuals who are too cowardly to take a stand on something controversial. Trust me, once you know to look for it, you'll notice it everywhere.

Stop the Presses

 

So...Israel just bombed the international media hub in Gaza. Historically, that tends to be a bad sign.

Lab Report

I'm not saying that you shouldn't laugh at #resistance liberals, just that you might want to do a little introspection before you laugh too hard.

Newsroom Cuts

Dictators kill journalists when there's something they don't want the world to know. If you weren't paying attention to Saudi atrocities before, now is the time to start.

Balloon Drop

Trumpian "fake news" rhetoric is popping up in authoritarian regimes all over the world. Now that every warlord, strongman and third-world dictator out there has seen how easy it is to discredit the press (even in a supposed democracy), they're not going to let such a useful weapon go to waste.

Lügenpresse

Welcome to 2018.

Airwave Defense

This needs to be said again and again until the American people get it. No matter what your party or ideology, if we want the full story on this nuclear standoff, we can't afford to cut South Korean voices out of the conversation.

Nuclear Triad

Do your part to prevent nuclear war: stop rewarding alarmist journalism about North Korea!

War Correspondent

Just when we all thought Fox News couldn't get any more despicable, we find out how they treat their own staff.

Leakage

In light of the Panama Papers, here's to all the hacktivists, whistleblowers and troublemakers out there who risk it all to spill capitalism's lifeblood. Keep up the good work :D

Reporting the Noose

Heaping free campaign publicity on a man who wants to crush freedom of the press. The media is playing a very dangerous game.