Chaos Theory

 

Latchkey Kid

That slot is just big enough to fit a history textbook, as long as you tear out a few chapters first.

Battle Cry of Freedom

It's Confederate History Month, let's all come together and piss on a Robert E. Lee statue.

Political Journey

Unfair Weather

 

"The sky is trying to groom our children; quick, fill it up with more smoke!"

Maze Runner Reboot

 

Nobody is allowed to make fun of the "kids forced into a death game by faceless authority figures" cliché ever again.