Looong Covid

Just when we thought America's pandemic response couldn't sink any lower:

https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-covid-propaganda/

Died Suddenly

100% of people who get the Covid vaccine will die someday. Why won't the mainstream media talk about this???

Covid 1984

One could make a reasonable case for Title 42 at the beginning of the pandemic, when tests were scarce and vaccines nonexistent. Keeping it around until December 2022 is simply barbaric.

Surrender

Welp, I guess this is just how pandemics are going to go from now on. What a great future we have to look forward to.

Tire Irony

I have a feeling that this convoy thing is going to take an ugly turn very soon, so we might as well get our jokes in now.

Fellow Travelers

*sigh* Oh, Canada.

Cleanup Crew

Won't somebody please think of the children('s parents who need to get up off their lazy asses and throw their bodies into the fiery engine of the market)?

Business Partners

The art of the deal.

Parasite

This whole situation really sucks.

Sleeper Hit

"Go woke, go broke" didn't take medical bills into account.

Imm(unity)

Pandemics are a global problem that can only be solved through global cooperation. Waive the vaccine patent, share research, quit screwing around.

Barrel Obstruction

We've seen a lot of horrible stuff throughout this pandemic, but the efforts by rich countries and pharmaceutical companies to block a patent waiver for the vaccine is just flat-out monstrous. This needs to be a bigger story.

Treason Sneezin'

Every single Republican who refused to wear a mask in the Capitol lockdown rooms should be, at the very least, expelled from Congress.

Boxing Day

2021 here we gooooooooo

Maze Runner Reboot

 

Nobody is allowed to make fun of the "kids forced into a death game by faceless authority figures" cliché ever again.

Suicide Bomber

ACB Akbar

Long Term Complications

 

It'll go away if we just ignore it, right?

Silent Treatment

 

So much for the tolerant left.

So Close

 

Why must fate toy with us?

Stockpile

If you don't get the joke, sorry, but I don't think I can explain it without violating TOS and possibly Federal law.