Anarcho-entomologism

A sting to one is a sting to all.

Protection Racket

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

Flyover Country

America's military obsession has reached the point where we literally cannot comprehend the idea of solving a problem without throwing fighter planes at it.

Rugged Individualism

Fascinating how the right-wing survivalist types, who spent their whole lives dreaming of the apocalypse that would finally let them live up to their destiny as true American frontiersmen, are the first to snap in a world without haircuts and burgers.

Idiot Proof

Accelerationists often forget to check their brakes and steering first.

Meat Grinder

Our heroes' sacrifices shall not be in vain, as we enjoy our strip mall chain restaurants a few weeks ahead of schedule.

Berning Bright

Yes, we're all disappointed. But newcomers to the left, especially younger folks, might not appreciate how much things have changed in a relatively short time. 

Don't despair. We can do this.