Choose Your Weapon

I know Democrats aren't used to having actual political firepower in their hands, so here's a handy visual guide to help them gear up.

Goody Two Shoes

 

No, Joe, I am not interested in "unity" with people who have openly announced their intentions to kill us.

Treason Sneezin'

Every single Republican who refused to wear a mask in the Capitol lockdown rooms should be, at the very least, expelled from Congress.

Camaraderie

Another one under the bus.

Boxing Day

2021 here we gooooooooo

Maze Runner Reboot

 

Nobody is allowed to make fun of the "kids forced into a death game by faceless authority figures" cliché ever again.

Tank Man

This has got to be the dumbest possible response to an attempted fascist coup and I cannot believe how often I hear it.