Civics Lesson

 

Can we take a break from living through ominous historical turning points, please? Even just a few months would be nice.

Long Arms of the Law

Rashida Tlaib summed it up well: "The Trump mob’s success in breaching the Capitol was not due to a lack of resources at the disposal of federal law enforcement, and in this moment we must resist the erosion of our civil liberties and Constitutional freedoms, however well-intentioned proposed security reforms may be."

Clean Getaway

This one's been a long time coming. Trump's second term was an existential threat to democracy and it was no time to be picky about our allies, but the election's over now, and ex-Bushite neocon scum shouldn't get to walk away from their past so easily.

Choose Your Weapon

I know Democrats aren't used to having actual political firepower in their hands, so here's a handy visual guide to help them gear up.

Goody Two Shoes

 

No, Joe, I am not interested in "unity" with people who have openly announced their intentions to kill us.

Treason Sneezin'

Every single Republican who refused to wear a mask in the Capitol lockdown rooms should be, at the very least, expelled from Congress.

Camaraderie

Another one under the bus.