Mushroom Clouds

Hate to admit it, but I've been feeling pretty doomer about climate change recently. At least the retro '60s apocalypse would've gotten things over with quickly (and the last thing they saw wouldn't have been Bezos laughing down at them from orbit).

Q&A

There's a massive crowd of liberal voters standing just out of frame who need a ride to the polls. Talk to them instead!

Sleeper Hit

"Go woke, go broke" didn't take medical bills into account.

Boots on the Ground

"You guys paid for all this"

-Space Emperor Bezos

Welcome to the Machine

 

Never let conservatives get away with pretending to be the anti-corporate ones.

Multipolar World

This seems pretty straightforward but I guess some folks still need a little clarification.

The Progressive Compass

Here, I made a handy little chart to help navigate the interminable leftist Discourse about "woke idpol" vs "class reductionism" that always flares up when powerful institutions try to co-opt our aesthetics, because if there's one thing the internet needs, it's more political charts. Just remember to focus on the X-axis and don't get too distracted by the Y (no matter what Glenn Greenwald says).