T.U.B.L.D.

When you're an elite tactical operator patrolling America's mean streets, you know that lawyers, activists, journalists, grieving families and other hostiles could be lurking around every corner. Stay safe out there with this slick new piece of gear! Just apply a label to the unarmed black teenagers you feel like gunning down, and nothing can touch you.

Burying the Evidence

Turkey embarks on yet another massive media campaign to deny the Armenian Genocide. I guess if the world is already angry at you for aiding ISIS, bombing Kurds and prosecuting comedians, you might as well go all the way...

Out, Damned Spot

UC Davis spent over $175,000 to make the infamous pepper spray photos go away. It's cute how these people still think that's how the internet works.

Body Camera

Putting cameras on cops is better than nothing, but it won't matter much without real legal accountability.

Nightmare Scenario(s)

Vote against Trump, but whatever happens...it might be time for Left-leaning folks to brush up on our apocalypse skills.

Leakage

In light of the Panama Papers, here's to all the hacktivists, whistleblowers and troublemakers out there who risk it all to spill capitalism's lifeblood. Keep up the good work :D

Growing Up is Hard

Tankies need to stop living in the past, not because it isn't a good idea to learn from history, but because their past is terrible.

Media Blitz

With all the fear over these terrorist attacks, it's important to remember that ISIS is losing the ground war in Syria, and they're losing it bad. Terrorism is their sick way of trying to repair their image. Don't fall for it!

Birdie

Now, to be fair, Bernie said he'd limit the drone program rather than end it, so he's not exactly off the hook here. But there are a lot of orphans in Yemen and Pakistan who would like a word with Mrs. Clinton.