The Discourse

I hate explaining jokes, but this probably needs a disclaimer before everyone goes nuts: I am NOT defending John McCain. Just pointing out how ridiculous it is to judge an aspiring Congresswoman for not talking like she's on r/ChapoTrapHouse. 

Early Alert

This also applies to videos of cops holding babies or high-fiving homeless people. It's a pretty sure sign that some horrifying news just broke.

Different Time

"End legalized slavery" should be the least controversial position anyone can possibly have. History won't judge you kindly for waffling on it...

Poison Control

I'm not kidding, you need to read up on this; it's unbelievable. And it's been happening at regular prisons too, long before this immigration crisis made headlines.

PCDC

This still perplexes me. How can you be the counterculture 
and The Man at the same time?

Red Wave

Please don't vote your own health and safety away just to trigger the libs.

Rebranding

'70s retro mass murder is so hot right now...

Not Real Capitalism

Checkmate, commies.

Deep Statement

I miss the good old days of, well, about a year ago, back when we all thought Trump's base would collapse once they realized he can't keep his promises. We were so naive back then...