Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Electrical Swarm


Might want to stock up on butane stoves and solar chargers this winter, just in case.

Saturday, December 3, 2022

Wednesday, November 30, 2022

Wired


Some lefties were mad about Musk buying Twitter because they thought he'd be a free speech absolutist. I was mad because I knew he wouldn't.

Sunday, November 27, 2022

Neon Genocide Erdoğelion

Looks like Turkey's going after Rojava again. Can NATO just kick these fascist bastards out already?

Monday, November 21, 2022

Covid 1984


One could make a reasonable case for Title 42 at the beginning of the pandemic, when tests were scarce and vaccines nonexistent. Keeping it around until December 2022 is simply barbaric.

Monday, November 14, 2022

Tuesday, November 8, 2022

Wednesday, November 2, 2022

Solidarity Forever?

I've heard The Internationale many times, and I don't remember any verse about how Ukrainians, Syrians, and Uyghurs don't count.

Saturday, October 29, 2022

Bunker Buster

They can come out when they're ready to apologize and play nice with the rest of humanity.

Friday, September 9, 2022

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Surrender

Welp, I guess this is just how pandemics are going to go from now on. What a great future we have to look forward to.

Friday, August 19, 2022

Know Your Enemy

Yes, it's good to distrust the FBI. No, you don't have to be stupid about it.

Saturday, August 13, 2022

Saturday, July 30, 2022

Monkey Business

This wasn't the kind of '80s nostalgia we were supposed to bring back.

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Plan B

There are many ways to fight climate change and its effects. To avoid running afoul of TOS, I'll leave the details up to your imagination.

Monday, July 25, 2022

Vlad the Impaler

Oh good, it looks like they've reached a truce deal to resume grain exports through the Black Sea, hopefully this will help mitigate the global food shortag-AAAAAAND Russia just fired on Odesa again. Ah well.

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

One weird trick


This is a very scientific test developed through years of exhaustive research talking to weirdos at protests. It will help you avoid the groups that can't communicate with the public, have no clear plan, use flowery academic rhetoric to mask their own irrelevance, and just want to meet up once a week to bicker about Marx quotes for four hours.

You're welcome.

Friday, June 10, 2022

Attack Dog

Stay safe out there, especially if you're going to any Pride events this month.

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

First Responders

There actually seems to be genuine bipartisan outrage at the police right now. Maybe I'm being naïve here, but hopefully it'll lead to some changes.

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Monday, May 2, 2022

Contraband

Can we at least get some movies about badass outlaws smuggling copies of Maus past the G-men in a turbocharged Bookmobile?

Sunday, April 24, 2022

Campism

I'm honestly starting to think Russian commanders have some kind of betting pool to see who can push this line the furthest.

Monday, April 18, 2022

Monday, April 4, 2022

Fire and Forget

Putin still can't understand how they're losing after repeatedly being informed that his troops have captured eleventy billion Ukrainian cities.

Wednesday, March 30, 2022

Tactical Retcon

Similar bayonets have been issued to Russian troops in Syria, although operators were trained to write "ISIS" instead.

Wednesday, March 9, 2022

Triplethink

At least it's not just the left that has to deal with infighting this time.

Saturday, February 26, 2022

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Home Security

I'm not exactly a huge NATO fan, but it seems pretty easy to understand that selling a country defensive weapons is not morally equivalent to invading that country.

Sunday, February 20, 2022

Honeypot

I guess it's another one of those times when I have to constantly remind the left that Putin is bad.

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

The Rumble of Scientific Triumph

Am I still bitter about getting hit by that Tesla last year? Well, yes. But this is bigger than that.

Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Tire Irony

I have a feeling that this convoy thing is going to take an ugly turn very soon, so we might as well get our jokes in now.

Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Reality Check

Train, organize, prepare, learn first aid...then you can take some time to laugh at MAGA cringe compilations.

Thursday, January 13, 2022

Cleanup Crew


Won't somebody please think of the children('s parents who need to get up off their lazy asses and throw their bodies into the fiery engine of the market)?

Thursday, January 6, 2022