Think of the Children

Although, if we all die from climate change, then I suppose gun violence will technically decrease. Interesting plan...

Over the Wall

Looks like Trump finally found that fatal loophole, and once that precedent is set, he won't be the last POTUS to use it. All bets are off now. Enjoy this whole "constitutional republic" thing while it lasts.

Neutral Buoyancy

Also, Joe Biden is a naval mine, Kamala Harris is a fishing net, and Elizabeth Warren is...maybe, like, some kind of plankton? I don't know...the analogy only goes so far.

Deep Trouble

It's just simple economics, folks.

Defused

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling proles!"