Solve for X

I don't want Twitter to die, but if it must, I hope this is what kills it because it would be incredibly funny.

Newspeak

A far-right oligarch like Elon Musk taking over one of the world's major communication networks and using it to rewrite Orwell's history is, to be perfectly honest...pretty Orwellian.

Window Unit

What happens if the power goes out? Eh, we'll worry about that later.

Brave New World Record

Welcome to the coldest summer for the rest of your life!

Retro Startup

Can't beat the classics.

Campaign Management

Yeah, that's right, vote-shaming season starts early this year.