Orbital Strike

Before anyone asks, yes; I would absolutely be okay with aliens doing this to Bezos.

Trainsmoker

It is a universal law of economics that railroad barons will always be monsters.

New Dope

"There's powder on his dashboard, maybe it's just dust but we'd better play it safe and fire up the Death Star anyway."

Political Journey

Just Wanna Grille

Make trucks small again!

Brace Yourselves

However you feel about gun control in general, hopefully we can at least agree that the laws should be consistent. This type of sudden, vague, arbitrary change doesn't make anyone safer.

Unfair Weather

 

"The sky is trying to groom our children; quick, fill it up with more smoke!"