Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Think of the Children


Although, if we all die from climate change, then I suppose gun violence will technically decrease. Interesting plan...

Thursday, February 21, 2019

Over the Wall


Looks like Trump finally found that fatal loophole, and once that precedent is set, he won't be the last POTUS to use it. All bets are off now. Enjoy this whole "constitutional republic" thing while it lasts.

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Neutral Buoyancy


Also, Joe Biden is a naval mine, Kamala Harris is a fishing net, and Elizabeth Warren is...maybe, like, some kind of plankton? I don't know...the analogy only goes so far.

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Defused


"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling proles!"