Primary Source

This was inspired by a recent Twitter-based conspiracy theory that the war in Ukraine is not actually happening. I wish that was a joke.

Died Suddenly

100% of people who get the Covid vaccine will die someday. Why won't the mainstream media talk about this???

Pale Horse

You could also say the tankies are...beating a dead horse

Orbital Strike

Before anyone asks, yes; I would absolutely be okay with aliens doing this to Bezos.

Trainsmoker

It is a universal law of economics that railroad barons will always be monsters.

New Dope

"There's powder on his dashboard, maybe it's just dust but we'd better play it safe and fire up the Death Star anyway."

Political Journey