Third Position

This is the default tactic of right-leaning internet pseudointellectuals who are too cowardly to take a stand on something controversial. Trust me, once you know to look for it, you'll notice it everywhere.

Lab Report

I'm not saying that you shouldn't laugh at #resistance liberals, just that you might want to do a little introspection before you laugh too hard.

Sawed Off

Of all the times for liberals to rally for their own disarmament, they chose now, as we stare down the barrel of a fascist resurgence that goes all the way up to the White House. Brilliant.

War on Guns

Whatever your opinions on the Second Amendment, can we at least agree that some of the rhetoric coming from the anti-gun side feels familiar in a very uncomfortable way? 

Checks and Balances

America's cherished democratic institutions, vs. one rich guy who's stopped caring.

Aim High

I guess all it takes to make liberals abandon their cherished principles is to make it a "gun issue."

And the Pendulum Swings

Seems like just yesterday that liberals were the ones holding those "never trade liberty for safety" banners. But throw guns into the mix, and it's like Dick Cheney himself is speaking out of their mouths. How things change...

The Greatest Whitewashing

Don't let them do to Muhammad Ali what they did to MLK. He wasn't just a boxer, he was a badass radical who challenged an unjust system, even if that system would like us all to forget.

Cold Cash

Why change an oppressive system when it's so much easier to just stamp a freedom fighter's face onto it?

The Curse

A mild-mannered liberal defender of civil liberties by day, he hides a terrible secret: on certain nights, when a certain issue rises, he...changes!

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