Fight or Flight

Can you believe those pesky Hong Kong protesters ruined so many travel plans just to make sure China can't kidnap people from the airport? So entitled.

Ready Player One

Maybe he's just having a heated gaming Presidency.

Indirect Fire

No, Republicans, you don't get to pretend to be shocked by this.

Fairness Doctrine

If you're a leftist, and you find yourself celebrating corporate censorship and even calling for more, it might be time to take a little break from the internet before it messes with your head any further.

Rose from the Asses

If old guard Democrats didn't want a socialist uprising within their party, maybe they should have tried actually accomplishing things while they had the chance.

History Lesson

If basic human decency won't convince you to do the right thing, just think of it as "awkward conversation insurance."

Kid Gloves

Remember this when they try to blame their cruelty on underfunding.