Criminal Mastermind

ISIS wants the world to think they're omnipotent, but taking credit for every idiot who goes on a killing spree after browsing their websites is not the same as running a global terrorist network. Don't panic, don't fall for their propaganda, and always remember that they're losing.

Nuclear Triad

Do your part to prevent nuclear war: stop rewarding alarmist journalism about North Korea!

Roll Model

Terrorism is terrorism.

SHTF

Before you duck and cover, maybe bypass the media hysteria and learn from the country that's been dealing with this for decades. Their attitude tends to be a lot...healthier.