Boxing Day

2021 here we gooooooooo

Maze Runner Reboot

 

Nobody is allowed to make fun of the "kids forced into a death game by faceless authority figures" cliché ever again.

Tank Man

This has got to be the dumbest possible response to an attempted fascist coup and I cannot believe how often I hear it.

Suicide Bomber

ACB Akbar

Long Term Complications

 

It'll go away if we just ignore it, right?

Silent Treatment

 

So much for the tolerant left.

JoJo Reference

 

I never thought I'd say this, but thank you Libertarians! If you split the Wisconsin vote deliberately, then you have my eternal gratitude, and if you did it by accident, then you have my eternal laughter.

(Seriously, go take a look at some far-right forums. They are ENRAGED about this. It's hilarious.)

Red Letter Day

 

There's still time to do the right thing, comrades. Let's just get this over with and then we can go back to the fun stuff.

So Close

 

Why must fate toy with us?

Stockpile

If you don't get the joke, sorry, but I don't think I can explain it without violating TOS and possibly Federal law.

Textbook Fascism

 

If Trump recovers from Covid, we'll need to be ready to fight back hard against this "1776 Commission" ultranationalist nonsense he wants to force into our schools. If he doesn't, well...😏

Stamped Out

Sorry I couldn't think of a better mail-related pun for the title, I'm too busy being terrified about the collapse of democracy.

Blames of Revolt

 

This is something the Bernie or Bust crowd overlooks way too often. Their argument is that by letting things get worse, we push the system past its breaking point, until people are willing to accept radical alternatives. Theoretically, this makes sense. But ask yourselves this: if people know that us leftists were partially responsible for their suffering, why the hell would our radical alternative be the one they choose? Why would they even listen to a word we have to say? 

Yeah, I know there will always be some liberals who blame the left for everything that goes wrong, but in this scenario...they'd actually have a point.

Trump Steaks

 

All the media says is "pandemic, protests, unemployment, poll numbers dropping..."

Van Guard

You know, I've made fun of Biden for being creepy plenty of times, but credit where credit is due, at least his campaign strategy doesn't involve literally grabbing people off the street into vans.

Job Fair

Even if you don't believe ACAB, you should still ask yourself why 

so many B become C.

State-Backed

Adventures in the conservative persecution complex, part 164,823,275

Antidisestablishmentarianism

The question of how much the left should work with so-called "right-wing populists" to fight "the establishment" has been getting a lot of press lately. I don't know where exactly we should draw the line, but always remember that trusting those bastards has historically worked out very, very badly.

OPSEC

Most protesters I've seen so far have been pretty good about this, but it's especially important now that the haphazard reopening process is underway. Stay safe out there.

Well Relegated Militia

The libertarian minutemen seem to be taking their sweet time. Hmm, I wonder why...

Water Fight

The bad news: Rojava's vital water supply is threatened by Turkish dams. The good news: you can do something about it.

Check this out: https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/water-for-rojava

Circle of Life

Sure, cops might look warm and fuzzy when they're performing for the cameras, but they'll get hungry again soon.

Tinderbox

Show us your papers.

Anarcho-entomologism

A sting to one is a sting to all.

Protection Racket

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

Flyover Country

America's military obsession has reached the point where we literally cannot comprehend the idea of solving a problem without throwing fighter planes at it.

Rugged Individualism

Fascinating how the right-wing survivalist types, who spent their whole lives dreaming of the apocalypse that would finally let them live up to their destiny as true American frontiersmen, are the first to snap in a world without haircuts and burgers.

Idiot Proof

Accelerationists often forget to check their brakes and steering first.

Meat Grinder

Our heroes' sacrifices shall not be in vain, as we enjoy our strip mall chain restaurants a few weeks ahead of schedule.

Berning Bright

Yes, we're all disappointed. But newcomers to the left, especially younger folks, might not appreciate how much things have changed in a relatively short time. 

Don't despair. We can do this.

Cell Block

It's spreading in the prisons now. So much for abolishing the death penalty.

Curves

Even as the world falls apart, America just can't put its stupid Cold War grudges on hold.

Hands-On Approach

No one should be surprised at Trump's apathy towards New York. Republican voters think city folks are gay Jewish communists who deserve to die; it really is that simple.

Improv Troops

Scrap metal armor in the early 2000s. Garbage bag PPE today. For a country that loves worshiping its "heroes" in a time of crisis, our government can be awfully nonchalant about keeping them alive.

Field Test

Amazing what a country can accomplish when its healthcare system is actually designed to keep people healthy, not squeeze money out of them when they're sick.

Strike While the Zone is Hot

Huh. It's almost like workers have much more leverage than the authorities would like to admit. Interesting. If only there was some way to harness it... 

Non-Infection Principle

You're not being a rebel by ignoring social distancing, you're being a selfish idiot, and you're risking people's lives. Stop. Please.

Wealth Bubble

They need us more than we need them. That's been true all along, this crisis just makes it harder to hide.

Sanitized

Apparently, the coronavirus sick leave bill that Pelosi's so proud of doesn't even cover the majority of American workers. Now we see how centrism fares when times are tough.

Class Biowarfare

Capitalistic selfishness got us into this mess and only solidarity will get us out. Bernie said it best: "We are only as safe as the least insured person in America."

Train Wreck

Hope you like videos of Joe Biden creepily sniffing girls' hair, because Trump's campaign is going to make sure we see them all day every day until November.

Mike Drop

Well, he dropped out shortly after I finished drawing this, but I'll post it anyway because we should never forget what a scumbag he is.

Subtext

Sometimes you've just gotta read between the lines.

Mask Off

I may regret drawing this; it could give the American healthcare system ideas.

Keep it Quiet

Same fascism, but the white liberals get to stay asleep this time.

Damned Kids

When they call Bernie an "angry old man," consider the possibility that that might be exactly what we need right now.

Straw Poll

Coin flips.

GOD. DAMN. COIN. FLIPS.

Kashmir is Fine

Everything is great. Communications were only blocked because the rest of the world wouldn't be able to handle hearing about how perfect it is. Nothing to see here, move along.

Negotiating Table

No matter how much you hate the guy, no matter what he's done in the past, assassinating a foreign military leader on allied soil during a diplomatic mission is utter madness. Even if war is averted, it's hard to even imagine how badly the US just screwed its own credibility.

Drug Wars

Big Pharma's time-tested business model.