WWJBD?

John Brown did nothing wrong.

The Man in the Low Castle

Fascists around the world are slowly starting to shift away from climate change denial, to the equally-delusional belief that a militarized ethnostate will save them from what's coming. Anything to avoid actually solving the problem...

Parasite

This whole situation really sucks.

Third Position

This is the default tactic of right-leaning internet pseudointellectuals who are too cowardly to take a stand on something controversial. Trust me, once you know to look for it, you'll notice it everywhere.

Mushroom Clouds

Hate to admit it, but I've been feeling pretty doomer about climate change recently. At least the retro '60s apocalypse would've gotten things over with quickly (and the last thing they saw wouldn't have been Bezos laughing down at them from orbit).

Q&A

There's a massive crowd of liberal voters standing just out of frame who need a ride to the polls. Talk to them instead!

Sleeper Hit

"Go woke, go broke" didn't take medical bills into account.